Friday

jitterbug.

gnawed half my lip off debating whether to brave the august (wtf) rain to go get a tall americano, and realised caffeine is ruling my life. today have consumed 2 slices of toast and 8 home-brewed lattes as recommended by the mothership ('its just like costa!' LIAR), so felt i was invincible, tried to change lightbulb in living room by bouncing on the sofa, missed, overshot and became acquainted with the coffee table and its evil pointed edges. the rodents giggled and then continued to ignore me, going about their incestual business, and am now sitting in the dark with an ice pack attached to my head thanks to a fetching leopard la senza bra. ISN'T LIFE MAGNIFICENT! X

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