help wanted

my slave , A, has gone back home until uni commences (selfish bitch, something about having no money blah blah) so i need a new one. this AM i woke with a killer instinct for a tall skinny caramel latte, and reached out to my closest friends and companions, hopeful one would take pity and make the journey to starbucks for me in my hour of need. BUT NO. they are all too self absorbed working or going to the doctors! RUDE. its so hard to find good help these days. if anyone would like to have unpaid work experience being my PA, let me know. it may be hard work and i am rather demanding but boy, it'll look good on your CV(maybe). think devil wears prada crossed with family guy x