Gah!

Bit sloshed to be honest, the strawberry and lime koppaberg is 100% to blame....guinea pigs keep interrupting my true blood viewing with their incestuous homosexuality...LUCKY BASTARDS. all they have to worry about is who's taking the weiner this time. speaking of which, my garden is currently littered with mashed frankfurt, 75% pork, 25% glitter and weetabix. it's the snack that just keeps giving! flat tire?! wedge it with dead pig, boyfriend not up to scratch?! have a bash with a limb oink rind. god i'm sentimental. need to go to bed soon as back in hades tomorrow. i can never quite spell that word. toodles. x