my lonely hearts ad doesn't seem to be generating much interest..... wouldn't u respond to this : 'over-emotional, alcoholic ,alright looking girl seeks man of classic hollywood style looks. must be rich, highly generous, 6ft 4, cage fighter, smell good, like marmite, be selfless in bed, able to apply spray tan and attach hair extensions as well as being an animal lover, part time superhero, trained masseuse, plumber, builder, electrician, underwear model, excellent at poker and trained in cocktail making.
candidate should preferably drive brand new black range rover sport although mercedes owners welcome to apply. please note, if your last suit cost under £3000, skip to Busty Brenda from Wrexham.
i think they'll be banging on my door asap. x
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