Saturday

kardash and roll

big day today - my fave kardashian kim is getting married! i'm sure bb hasn't eaten for weeks in prep for her nuptuals with, so no doubt a fainting fit will ensue which everyone will chalk down to emotion, with kris shoe-horning a pain au chocolat in the armenian beauty's chops before the press call.

so, who the fuck is kris humphries right? some american basketball player, who stands at 6ft 9, a fair amount taller than thumbelina kim at 5ft 2. a 6 month relationship is decades in hollywood, and she landed a gorge $2 million engagement ring, which was a design robbed from my own collection.

now, i'm not being a hater, but i reck after kourtney being settled with douchebag scott and khloe off enjoying dairy milk with lamar, kim felt the heat and would have said yes to anyone. its just lucky kris is such a babe, and also has a name beginning with k. thing is tho, with her moms and husband sharing the same name, aren't things going to be a bit warped in the bedroom? hmm.



obvs i was invited with us being bff's, but i had an important day of staring at the wall and crying over dawson's creek, so had to decline. sniff. had i attended though, there were a few outfits in the running but this beauty below by christian lacroix would have won out. nothing says wedding chic like emulating our lady of guadalupe, and rachel zoe would die for it.


finally, what do you get for the girl who has everything as a matrimonial gift? well, i'm guessing bb is all about remembering her roots, so let's keep it old school.


what's that? oh you didn't know it would get leaked? maybe skip the career advice from paris next time x

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